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This is me, love me or not. I don't give a flying pigs ass
people: wow. You know your tattoos and earlobes are going to look gross when you're old and wrinkly
me: you know what else looks gross when you're old?
me: your entire fucking body
Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
Student: But it doesn't even taste like-